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It's no matter, you died the same... machine.
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Fishsticks.
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"Pacifist? No, sir, I'm a coward."
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Fishsticks.
What did you dismantle for the parts? I'm curious. I've been working on soldering a pair myself with the lenses from my old, broken prescription glasses, but they're looking pretty boring thus far. (Gorilla Glue might be a better idea then solder, too, actually...)
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I have a soldering iron myself, but chose Gorilla glue because it's easier to fit between tiny cracks and whatnot, so I could add smaller more detailed things, you just gotta make sure to keep the glue hidden (as it puffs up into a large white foam), or scrap off any showing glue.
The thing at the top is actually an individual clock, it's a tiny old wrist watch, with the back exposed and facing forward. The other clock I took apart was a folding desk clock about 4x4 inches. And the typewriter was an ancient Royal portable thing, which are hard as all hell to take apart without various different kinds of flathead screw drivers and the occasional wrench.
As a disclaimer, be careful when taking apart clocks, parts will fly out at you, and possibly sparks. The typewriter is also a challenge to keep your fingers intact.
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"Pacifist? No, sir, I'm a coward."
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i'm not dumb... i just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Beard5--"If you're going through hell, keep going!" Winston Churchill.
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This Signature is Boring!
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